Would you go anal?

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So am not sure about the statistics because what turns people on is totally different but going anal for me just makes me want to squirm, it is like losing your virginity twice and it is so unnatural to me. From what I have read it increases your chances of a massive orgasm but would you really go anal? Do regular girls actually do that or just the girls in porn movies? Personally I feel like it is another form of domination from men but I think it makes men a tad bit gay. I know men just want to get it in but lets try getting it in the right hole plus is it extremely clean in there or is there a two day no shitting period to ensure nothing is left behind? The thought of it just grosses me out. Lets be real about  this anal sex is a no no for me plus why do something that increases the  chances of getting all types of infections and sexual diseases. I am all for positions in the Kama Sutra and all, but anal is weird. Would you or have you gone anal? Share your thoughts with me and we might just learn a thing or  two. At the end of it all, if you are that type of guy or girl and it rocks your boat go for it, just have some lubrication at hand because  I just have this funny feeling IT'S GONNA HURT! I am just staying.

Kim and Khanye



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As a Journalism student you are forever finding ways to make stories interesting, creating stories, names and titles for people, couples and so on. So when the whole Kim and Khanye love stuff came out I looked at how to merge their names like Brangelina and the rest. I came up with  Khanyim and Kimanye only to read in my True Love mag months after having tried to come up with a name that they known as Kimye. I guess great minds think alike, the name merge was bound to happen and I think Im starting to think like the papparazzi hoping one day to work for True Love or Cosmoplitan. The question now is how long will Kim and Khanye last? And please no weddings too early.

Elections 2012

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The US presidential elections are here will they finally find some dirt on Obama? Election time is here and its never an easy game after all and there is bound to be lots of dirty laundry being aired. Maybe Mr Conservative Rick Santroum is actually not so conservative and Mitt Romney will start a United State Sect of concubines after all he is Mormon and Newt Gingrich I have no words, chances are he will have an affair to celebrate each state win, cheeky fellar. With Ron Paul am yet to find anything I do not like he might just  be Obama's biggest challenge because am anti  US foreign policy like Mr Paul but Obama being black all I can say is yes we can. Now boys lets play fair now!

Shoenista Forever

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So were has my flare gone. Why am I swapping my heels for my pumps? I have just realised that I do not really need heels to make me fab because I am without them. Pumps can be fab too and oh so comfortable. Even Beyonce is seen out regularly in flats so why attach so much to a heel. Besides shoenista's find the beauty in any type of shoe, whether it be heels, a wedge, pumps or sandals. The shoenista in me will never die heels or no heels plus I have heels higher than most people's standards.

Memories to cherish

Mel and Chichi

Besties always

So Saturday nyt turned out to be the best night ever. It was my bestfriends birthday and we enjoyed a night out in Fourways at an uber cool restaraunt called Rodizio. The vibe was upbeat and amazing. The couple next to me were gazing into each others eyes and holdin hands as they fed each other like in the movies. There where truly madly in love funny thing is I was happy for them theres nothing more beautiful than people who are not afraid to show their love. (Note to self marry a white guy or a coconut at least). Enjoying shooters of liquid cocaine, not forgetin a drink that shares my name Chi Chi (match made in alcoholic heaven). The food was amazing all u can eat meat (great for me cos am not one to eat salads and say am satisfied). The salsa dancers where on fire plus we got to dance to the macarena lol. The night ended well with a Flaming lamborgini that really had me going crazy. It doesnt hurt to get a little high u only live once after all. It was a night to remember and the memories are forever cherished. Hope I made her day special. Love u bestie. mwaah

It's official girls are stupid

It amazes me how stupid us girls are. When a guy walks up to you and tells you the most idiotic stuff or even insults you, you end up falling for him. To make things worse even when you know his no good for you, you stupid enough to believe he actually loves you. To top it off when he cheats we forgive him but we know if the tables were turned we would be dumped right on the spot. After waiting for hours for him to show up, he ditches you and you still stupid enough to call him and apologise for his mistakes. Girls are just plain stupid in my opinion, we fall for the same lines and worst of all guys know this and they use it to their advantage all the time. We put the E in easy. I have been reading the Man Diet by Zoe Strimpel so if we going to get rid of our stupidity I would advise everyone to read it. With rules like do not pursue, no facebook stalking, limiting booze intake which makes us fall deeper into these men's stupid lines plus no strings attached sex and many others. We all want to gain some self worth and be less stupid. so go on  you have everything to gain. (Brains perhaps).

Post orgasmic regrets and instant sex

So most of us have been there, lusting over someone and at times hoping that if you have sex it will turn into more. So he is the sweetest guy, handsome, the type you really want to take home but then we forget mum's advice that if we let him eat the cake easily he wont stick around. We shut that advice at the back of our heads and give it up for him. Only for you to wake up and his gone or he stops calling as much. Then you hear her voice again ' I told you so' or worse when his done despite the great sex you feel sad and alone instead of empowered. There is no simple way to say it ladies but lets start saying no to one night stands and no strings attached sex or instant sex.  You really do not want to be in the pit of post orgasmic regret now thats not a place I would want to be in. Take  a stand and respect yourself. If his worth it he will wait.